Perceived
Dialogue between Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum, when Santorum endorsed Romney!
Mitt: My
wife wants to put blue drapes in the Oval Office but I want pink.
Rick: You
are measuring drapes already?
Mitt: Yep!
I am going to win because I am taking credit for the survival of the Auto
Industry and Fox News said I have got a point.
Rick: You
have no shame Mitt; you said Obama should have allowed them go Bankrupt. Even
Al Qaida doesn’t think Fox News is real News!
Mitt: You
are right Rick, but come to think about it, I only released “one” tax return
and no one has demanded that I release any more. Wow, lucky me, because those
returns would bury me.
Rick: But that doesn’t mean Obama wouldn’t demand
that you do!
Mitt: The
difference between the both of us is;
Dishonesty
is my game
And I have
no shame,
Lies
filled to the brim
That’s how
I am going to win!
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